FAQ
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Etiquette
Etiquette
I prioritize being clean and well put together for our dates, and I expect a similar level of hygiene and personal grooming from you; my shower, towels, and a selection of toiletries are always available to you if we meet at my place.
When you arrive for our date, please have your patronage ready in an unsealed envelope to be placed on the countertop. Please do not make me ask for it.
If we are meeting in public, I ask that you place it in a book or gift bag and hand it to me within the first few minutes of our excursion. I especially appreciate literary gifts: what better way to get to know you than through the pages of your favorite book?
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you have a cancellation policy?
Yes, I do because I understand that life can be unpredictable sometimes! I appreciate advance notice of scheduling changes whenever possible. Cancellations within 24 hours of the start of the date incur a 50% cancellation fee that will not be applicable to future dates. In the rare event that I have to cancel, I will ask if you’d prefer I return the deposit or put it towards our rescheduled date.
Can I see you today?
In all likelihood, probably not. I’m a busy person with a full calendar, and I usually need a few days notice to rearrange my schedule so that I can see you and give you my full attention. It doesn’t hurt to ask, though!
Can I see you for incall?
You can indeed! I have access to a beautifully appointed incall in Manhattan.
Are you vaccinated? Are you willing to take a covid test before our date?
I am fully vaccinated and boosted, and I am absolutely willing to take a rapid covid test on the day of our date. Please add $50 to my rate for same-day testing.
Do you tour?
Not really, but I do sometimes have time for a date or two when I'm traveling for personal reasons! These rare opportunities are always announced on Twitter and the banner at the top of my website. You’re also welcome to fly/train me to you if you'd like to guarantee my presence in your city (and your arms).
Can I buy you a gift?
Absolutely! I love when you dote on me! I frequently update my wishlist, which will allow you to send something special straight to my heart…I mean, door! Alternatively, you can take a more personal approach and bring them to me during our date, or you can send me electronic gift cards (Delta, Lyft, or Bordelle preferred) at TempestKeen@protonmail.com.
Do you offer duos/trios/group dates?
Yes, they’re my favorite kind of date! I love the energy of multi-person exchanges and am well-versed in group dynamics. I have a few people I love playing with, and I’d be thrilled to set something up for us. I’m also happy to make new friends, if you have someone specific in mind. Please come prepared with my rate as well as the rate of other provider(s).
Do you see [insert identity here] clients?
Yes - I see everyone. Gender, race, orientation, ability, experience, size, or age (as long as you’re legal) don’t factor into my choice to see you or not. My goal is to create a welcoming, sensual experience for all people and all bodies. If you have particular access needs, please include those in your initial message to me so that I can make sure to accommodate them!
Do you offer early morning dates?
I am the antithesis of a morning person, so if you would like to see my smiling face before 11AM, be prepared to sweeten the deal for me (how sweet it needs to be depends on how early you’d like to meet up). Alternatively, I can wake you up wearing nothing but a smile if we spend the night together - no additional sweeteners necessary.
Do you see couples?
Happily - just add an additional $200/hour to my rate. Please note: it is important to me that everyone involved is aware and enthusiastically on the same page. I won’t be your “surprise,” and I’ll ask for eager consent from all people involved - then we can get into the exciting details of our time together.
Do you offer kink/domination?
Yes, I delight in traditional pleasures as well as more exotic predilections. I am naturally dominant and well versed in a wide variety of fetishes, with a particular fondness for all things latex and giving golden showers. My preferred honorific is Goddess.
Do you accommodate clothing and/or makeup requests?
Absolutely. I love dressing up (or down) for dates and can be the perfect chameleon to bring your fantasy to life. My wardrobe is varied and my make-up skills are an art form of their own. From girl-next-door to full glam, I can accommodate almost any look you like. If you request a specific item or outfit I don’t already own, just send me a gift card with the full amount so I can purchase it before our date.